Monday, December 6, 2010

I’ve Decided:

...that I like myself with bangs. It makes me look younger and kinda sexy, like Bridget Bardot. And it hides the roundness of my face. So screw you if you hate it.

…that grape chapstick is making a comeback. It’s like a little snack every time I lick my lips.

…that my only regret is to not take guitar lessons growing up. I would’ve been one bitchin rockstar.

…that apple pie counts as a serving of vegetables.

…that I only keep Footloose on my ipod because I am hoping a spontaneous yet choreographed group dance number will happen somewhere I go, and I want to be ready for it.

…that the most relaxing thing I have done all week is taking a 30 minute shower so I have time to shave my legs.

…that it’s not a good thing when you have to “pencil in” sex because you have too many family members visiting at one time.

…that my husband looks sexy while applying varnish remover to my dining room table. Or does my table look sexy because it’s being re-stained?

…that the only thing I don’t like about being married, is that I don’t know how to tell my husband that I need “me” time to lock our bedroom door, crank up the radio and dance and sing in to the mirror in my hairbrush.

…that having your own office isn’t as great as it’s cracked up to be. It’s very lonely.

…like a mouse to it’s cheese, okay…like me to my cheese, I crave my best friends.

…that some days, I just want to crawl in bed with my mom and watch a movie.

…that I want to buy a car wash foaming brush to ensure my sons are really scrubbing in the right places.

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  1. I think you are the only one who should decide how you look best. Good post girl.

  2. love this!!! i feel like i just got to know you a little better.=) and yes, i think bangs look bangin'

  3. OMG - you make me laugh out loud! Especially the footloose and foaming brush comments!! Mom

  4. LOL! Thanks! I've been sick and doped up on Nyquil, so I REALLY needed a good laugh!!!

  5. i've decided...that i really enjoying reading your posts. they make me smile!

  6. I am glad my agony brings you all some comic relief!! LOL. Tonight was no better. My new blog crashed in less than two hours after I had it up!!!
    My "dude" is trying to work on it, but I am so frustrated that I could throw my computer across the room!!!!!!!